Over on Gawker, penis guru AJ Daulerio seeks the Holy Grail of sports gossip: Magic Johnson's HIV Patient Zero. Magic Johnson bedded so many peope during his days with the Showtime Lakers that it's been impossible to locate the source of his disease. But dammit, Gawker's going to try to do so the best way they know how: offering a truckload of money.
It's not a new technique, and SportsOlogy is certainly not above similar tactics. While we can't offer much in terms of monetary compensation, we have put together what we feel is a fairly enticing prize package for anyone who can provide us with information on who infected Magic Johnson with HIV.
- Two (2) black Ology V-neck t-shirts, in whatever size you want.
- Five (5) Ology notebooks. Ballpoint pens included.
- A day in Ology's Midtown West offices, where you'll get to hang out with our editors and will have access to all the instant oatmeal and rice cakes your heart desires.*
- A date with Celebs Editor Stephanie Webber or Politics Editor Evan McMurry (or both!) at Clyde Frazier's Wine & Dine.**
- An erotic poem penned and signed by Sports Editor Bison Messink.
- One (1) digital camera with no memory card.
- An unpaid job as Ology's Geek Editor, but one that guarantees exposure.
- Autographed picture of entire Ology editorial team.
If that's not enticing, I don't know WHAT is. So hurry up and email sports@ology.com with your stories about how Magic Johnson caught The Bug, and we'll reward you for your breach of trust and privacy as soon as we can!
*Must bring own spoon.
**Subject to agreement/availability.
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