Haven't you got the feeling that the 2012 London Olympics will present us with more naked streakers than ever before. Because England lovers her streakers, and she loves them nude.
A nude dude crashed an Olympic torch parade today in the English town of Henley-on-Thames (video below).
Children had been given time off school to watch the proceedings and were given a prime viewing spot on the banks of the Thames.
Local businessman Gary Boys said: "The whole town had turned out to watch, it was a massive event for the town and it was packed. With the river as a backdrop this man ran out from the lines of people carrying a fake torch.
"He was completely naked and had 'Free Tibet' written on his back. When he ran in front of the torch the police were a bit slow to react, he looked like he was part of the gig."
You catch that last part? "He looked like he was part of the gig"? Was the fake torch so convincing that everyone looked past the fact that he was naked, and his wiggly little penis was flapping and flopping about?
Anyhoot, here's the wonderful video of the streaking incident. NSFW, I suppose, if you've got co-workers, etc. who will look at you askew if they see a wiggly penis flashing 'cross your desktop. Although, of course, maybe they'll just assume he was just a part of the gig.
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