Let's just air out the attic here: Pitbull is a disgrace not only to music, but to all things bipedal and carbon-based existing in the known cosmos. Even if an inferior species were to come across Earth and the filth known as him, they would have no difficulty reasoning this out themselves. Outside of a few other people, he's the bane of my existence, and that's why I'm ecstatic to share the news with you that, courtesy of a little Walmart contest and the good people employed in store number 271 in Kodiak, Alaska, the Miami-bred scum will probably be taking a trip to the state known as The Last Frontier to uphold contracts made with the superstore chain.
Here's the gist: Walmart decided to hold a contest where whatever store, nationwide, that got the most "likes" would receive a visit from the fiendish "rapper"; thankfully, someone tipped New England-based publication Boston Phoenix, who urged people (who also hate Pitbull) to load down the Kodiak, Alaska Walmart with "likes" so the doucher would be sent to the frigid North.
The contest isn't over yet, but things are looking good, so hit the jump over to the Kodiak Walmart page to help banish Pitbull to the frozen bastions of the north.

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