So basically, there's a lot of poop talk on Snooki & JWoww. The episode begins with the same stripper talk as before and the girls continue their shopping for the best animal print fabric out there. The main difference? Snooki and JWoww meet Jionni for a sonogram toward the end and Snooki gets to see her baby for the first time. Jionni and Jenni are almost in tears as Snooki freaks out a little bit. You know, because the baby obviously looks like an alien.
Next week Snooki invites the rest of the roommates over to announce the two huge bombs she has for them. It wouldn't be surprising if more poop talk came along with it too.
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"I think strippers are f-cking disgusting. I mean, they're sluts." - Snooki
Yes, the ladies are still on that whole stripper bachelor party conversation.
"I try to hump this girl 5x a day." – Roger
"My biological clock is ticking." – Jenni
"Thank God your handsome bro because you aren't really bright." – Roger
The gang goes out for Jenni's birthday and Snooki isn't thrilled with Roger telling Jionni that he hasn't experience everything life has to offer yet.
But Roger, bro, I went to college, is basically Jionni's excuse.
"OOMPA LOOMPA!" – Roger making fun of Jionni heading into the car
"I've had assemblies about you." – Jionni saying Roger is a bully
"I've had bigger bowel movements than you." – Roger
Though they have lots of jokes, the guys do love each other. As the birthday dinner ends the girls head out for more fabric the next day. Because there just isn't enough in their apartment already.
"Unless you're a grenade." – Jenni on how batting your lashes and looking sad works for getting a discount.
Meanwhile, Snooki needs to go to the bathroom ASAP.
"Technically you're pooping for two people so if you hold in your poop you're backing up your kids poop." – Snooki
"Oh my God, there's already poop in there!" –Snooki
Oh hey, sex museum.
"I feel like a virgin in this place." – Jenni
Apparently, male deer have threesomes and there's such a thing as lesbian monkeys.
"Let's pay for our dildos and go to dinner." – Jenni
The ladies head out to dinner and Snooki soon realizes that holding in that poop and pee from before was totes a bad idea.
A ninja guy jumps out and scares them at the haunted (?) restaurant.
"I just peed! I just peed! I'm not kidding I just peed." – Snooki
Snooki admits during dinner that if she and Jionni went to the sex museum they'd probably have sex in the bathroom.
"You pig." - JWoww
"I feel like Jenni just called me fat. Cool." – Snooki
Snooki is definitely getting sensitive about her baby bump size.
Later on…
"Can your vagina rip to your butthole?" – Snooki to a random pregnant woman at a store.
The girls then head to Snooki's sonogram.
"My biggest fear is that my baby isn't growing right or its not going to live. It's very stressful." - Snooki
Annnd basically standing on its head.
The baby is as healthy as can be and Jenni is near tears.
"Ewww! Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up." - Snooki
SumOlogy: It was a lot better compared to last week's episode, but next week with the rest of the roommates looks even better. What did we learn? The show is all about Snooki's mood swings and poop.
Grade: B
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