Join Ology today. Sign in and connect with others who share your interests

A celebration of the astonishing talent and douchebaggery of Bryce Harper.
• Created by: Bison Messink
941
Followers13
Reactions124
Posts30
Bryce Harper 5-Tool Tool
Live
Stream
STATS
941
Posts 30
Comments 25
Loves 100
Hates 12
Hmms 12
TOP POSTS
25 Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
25 Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
Bison Messink
423
Video: Bryce Harper Hit Himself In The Face With A Baseball Bat
Video: Bryce Harper Hit Himself In The Face With A Baseball Bat
Bison Messink
69
20 Previously Unknown Facts About Bryce Harper
20 Previously Unknown Facts About Bryce Harper
Bison Messink
57
Don Orsillo Is Douchier Than Bryce Harper
Don Orsillo Is Douchier Than Bryce Harper
Bison Messink
48
Pretty Soon You Can Buy An OFFICIAL
Pretty Soon You Can Buy An OFFICIAL "That's A Clown Question, Bro" Bryce Harper T-Shirt
Anthony Schneck
38
Bryce Harper Has A Bat Rack In The Trunk Of His Pimped Out Benz
Bryce Harper Has A Bat Rack In The Trunk Of His Pimped Out Benz
Bison Messink
30
Bryce Harper All Star Game Boner
Bryce Harper All Star Game Boner
Bison Messink
28
20 More Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
20 More Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
Bison Messink
24
Video: Bryce Harper Tells Reporter 'That's A Clown Question, Bro' After 450 Ft. HR
Video: Bryce Harper Tells Reporter 'That's A Clown Question, Bro' After 450 Ft. HR
Bison Messink
21
Watch This: Bryce Harper Gets Pie To Face, Exclaims: 'Golly!'
Watch This: Bryce Harper Gets Pie To Face, Exclaims: 'Golly!'
Bison Messink
20
TOP TAGS

nationals

1

nats

2

bryce harper

3

harper

4

bryce

5

bryce harper 5-tool tool

6

bryce harper 5 tool tool

7

tool

8

douche

9




Steve commented on Don Orsillo Is Douchier Than Bryce Harper:
“You are an idiot. This is so classless. You are the one who comes out looking like the douchebag. Grow up.”
April 4, 2013

Damien and 2 others started following Bryce Harper 5-Tool Tool
April 4, 2013







SHOUTBOX 1

SIGN IN TO CHAT!
Enjoying Bryce Harper 5-Tool Tool? Join the community today to contribute and get the latest updates.
Agree to our Terms of Service
Agree to our Terms of Service
x

Watch This: Bryce Harper Gets Pie To Face, Exclaims: 'Golly!'

Bison Messink
MLB
Bryce Harper 5-Tool Tool

It's a bit of a misnomer to say Bryce Harper took a "pie in the face" during an interview with MLB Network on the 4th of July (video below). That wasn't pie at all. Harper's Washington Nationals teammate Jayson Werth simply smeared shaving cream all over his face. Much harsher on the eyes, and not nearly as tasty.

"Golly!" Harper said as he tried to wipe away the white foam. How he managed to come up with the old-timey eclamation instead of actually cursing, I don't know. But then again, he is Mormon, so maybe he doesn't curse?

| Related: Every Bryce Harper Story Ever |

It's actually pretty surprising that we don't more often see athletes let out involuntary curse words on live TV in response to pie or shaving cream in the face. If it were me, I know my auto-reaction would be to yell "Shitfuck!"

But then again I've never received coaching on how not to say bad words on live TV, as I assume that many athletes have. 

Also of note from this interview: Harper showed off his brand new Clown Question, Bro line of apparel. So money.

[h/t Washington Post]

Comments

Be the first to comment!