Do you have a daughter? Live in SEC country? Would you like your daughter to grow up to look like a Barbie Doll? Of course you do.
Now you can get your very own SEC Barbie Dolls for your daughter to play with, admire, look up to, emulate. Give it to her now for her fifth birthday. And while you're at it, schedule that boob job she'll need in, oh, about 10 or 12 years.
Sixteen years ago Mattel tried selling SEC Barbies, and for some reason they flopped. But the time is now to bring them back. The manufacturer of the chesty little princesses will soon introduce themed dolls for Alabama, LSU, Auburn and Arkansas. If you're a fan of one of the other South Eastern schools, don't fret because that means you're probably not as trashy as the other four your dolls are coming soon.
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"We’re hopeful there will be a bigger line in 2013 and beyond," Dave Kirkpatrick, vice president of non-apparel management for Collegiate Licensing Co., told Sports Business Daily.
So get 'em while they're hot, and you can have this for a daughter one day:

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