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'Honey Badger' Tyran Mathieu Arrested On Marijuana Charges
It's been a long time since we've been able to write a happy story about Tyrann Mathieu, the Honey Badger, the former LSU phenom defensive back and Heisman finalist. Mathieu was arrested this week, along with three former LSU football teammates, on marijuana charges. It's terribling sad Mathieu run into marijuana-related trouble, after he was suspended last year for smoking synthetic marijuana, and then finally kicked off the LSU team last offseason after testing positive for marijuana. How was Mathieu caught this time? Was out making trouble? Was he slingin' on the street, or getting into a fight in the club? Here's what happened: Police came to Mathieu's apartment  and knocked on the door. He answered it. ...
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Get Your SEC Barbie Dolls! Arkansas! Alabama! LSU!

Bison Messink
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Do you have a daughter? Live in SEC country? Would you like your daughter to grow up to look like a Barbie Doll? Of course you do.

Now you can get your very own SEC Barbie Dolls for your daughter to play with, admire, look up to, emulate. Give it to her now for her fifth birthday. And while you're at it, schedule that boob job she'll need in, oh, about 10 or 12 years.

Sixteen years ago Mattel tried selling SEC Barbies, and for some reason they flopped. But the time is now to bring them back. The manufacturer of the chesty little princesses will soon introduce themed dolls for Alabama, LSU, Auburn and Arkansas. If you're a fan of one of the other South Eastern schools, don't fret because that means you're probably not as trashy as the other four your dolls are coming soon.

| Related: Texas A&M Made A Pretty Embarrassing Video For The SEC |

"We’re hopeful there will be a bigger line in 2013 and beyond," Dave Kirkpatrick, vice president of non-apparel management for Collegiate Licensing Co., told Sports Business Daily

So get 'em while they're hot, and you can have this for a daughter one day:

 LSU Girl

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Comments (2)

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Anthony Schneck: Wait, better: Jessica Dorrell. I want a Jessica Dorrell Barbie.
July 3, 2012
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Anthony Schneck: I want Mississippi State! Wait, no I don't!
July 3, 2012

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