'Honey Badger' Tyran Mathieu Arrested On Marijuana Charges
It's been a long time since we've been able to write a happy story about Tyrann Mathieu, the Honey Badger, the former LSU phenom defensive back and Heisman finalist.
Mathieu was arrested this week, along with three former LSU football teammates, on marijuana charges. It's terribling sad Mathieu run into marijuana-related trouble, after he was suspended last year for smoking synthetic marijuana, and then finally kicked off the LSU team last offseason after testing positive for marijuana.
How was Mathieu caught this time? Was out making trouble? Was he slingin' on the street, or getting into a fight in the club?
Here's what happened: Police came to Mathieu's apartment and knocked on the door. He answered it. ...
There's is a very good chance that the Texas A&M football team gets embarrassed on the field this fall as the Aggies make their first trip through the rugged SEC. But just to make a bit of a preemptive strike of embarrassment, and to store up some goodwill (I guess), Texas A&M released a video of Aggie students awkwardly cheering on each new competitor with their respective catch phrases.
"Go Gators!" says the first kid.
"HAIL STATE!" shouts the frat boy, while ringing a cowbell withg a little too much vigor.
"GoooooOOOO Dogs! Sick 'em! Woof! Woof! Woof!" says one girl.
"Go Cocks?" murmers the cute blonde, who can't believe the words coming out of her mouth.
Look, A&M, I know you're anticipating a rough go 'round as you acclimate to the new league. And I know that you may even be expecting to be treated poorly - after all, Texas Tech fans did smear your team buses with cowshit last fall when you visited Lubbock, after announcing your Big 12 exit. But this video you've put together... it just ain't helpin' anything.
You've got trips to Auburn and Tuscaloosa next fall. Just take your lumps, shake their hands and thank them for letting you into the old boys club. Maybe in a few years you'll pull a few more kids into your program than would have come before, and you'll knock off the big boys here and there.
Until then, ain't nobody gonna hate you. They'll just think you're kind of cute.
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