Hey you guys, it's the trailer for Jack Reacher, just in time for Tom Cruise's birthday. I also made this sweet photoshop for the Cruise half century mark, so I'm glad to use it.

It was the best I could do in 15 minutes. Anyway, as mentioned, the teaser trailer for Jack Reacher has been released. It looks like a different version of Mission: Impossible which is A-OK with me, because Ghost Protocol was f*cking incredible and Tom Cruise is the best action star ever.
When last we heard from Jack Reacher, a photo was released and I had so little to say about it I literally just described everything in the picture (I get paid for this, you guys). Thankfully the teaser trailer is nowhere near as mysterious or inconclusive. You pretty much get everything you need to know. Vigilante justice, chick in underwear, muscle car. VROOM VROOM y'all.
It's hard to say if this teaser is being released to capitalize on the huge (YUGE) drama surrounding Tom Cruise's recent divorce from Katie Holmes and the fact that the movie star turns the big 5-0 today. Hey, Cruise, you look good for 50. You're charming and everyone says that you're a great guy. So what if you're a member of the scariest cult of all time and constantly get followed around by paps and randos? Today is your day. You should party like it's 70 septemvigintillion, which according to Scientology was when the universe was created (7x10^85.. Of course, Xenu was the one who brought frozen people to Earth about 75 million years ago but then he blew them up with a volcano. I'm not making this up).
[Jack Reacher Trailer]
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