If Thursday night's episode is any inclination on how the rest of the season will be going then, well, it won't be a pretty ending. Unless Snooki has her baby early and pulls it out herself like Kourtney Kardashian, but we all know that won't be happening. Snooki and JWoww are moving in and basically have to deal with three major dilemmas: Roger won't stop harassing JWoww for sex, JWoww doesn't want him attending Jionni's future bachelor party and the girls are already having to get used to JWoww's dog leaving turds around the apartment. 

Come on, where's the booze? Where's the exciting night out in Jersey City? Oh, that's right. Snooki is pregnant. In other news, where's the pickle juice? The girl at least has to be having some cravings. Right?

The second episode of the season is a bit disappointing but hopefully it will get more entertaining once Snooki's mood swings set in. In the meantime, check out some of their hilarious one-liners from the show.

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"I'm pregnant. Like three months." - Snooki

[JWoww baffled]

"Will you be the godmother?" - Snooki
"OMG! Really!?" - JWoww 

"Don't forget the lease." - JWoww
"Oh yeah, I have to show this to my dad because I wasn't supposed to sign it." - Snooki

"Ahhhhhhh!" - JWoww in her car getting rid of some anger? Nerves? Panic? 

Back at JWoww and Roger's.

"Get the f-ck out of here! Seriously? She's pregnant? How are you going to have fun?" - Roger

"If she drives you crazy don't come crying to me." - Roger
"Don't let me twist your nipple."
"Don't touch my titties." - Roger 

MOVIN' DAY!

Snooki's stomach is getting poked by Jionni while JWoww's car is leaking something. She wonders if its a sign to not move in with Snooki. Meanwhile, Roger calls Jionni to invite him and Snooki to celebrate Jenni's birthday the next night.

PAUSE. A Notebook scene between Jenni and Roger trying to teach stick.

"What's the over under on him being five foot?" - Jionni making fun of how short his kid is going to be.

"Let's breakup for like 15 minutes and then have makeup sex." - Roger
"Nah, I got my period." - JWoww
"Ughhhh." - Roger 

"I mean, your sperm is getting really old so you should get on that." - Snooki trying to persuade Roger and JWoww to get pregnant.

"There's a turd in my bedroom!" - JWoww
Oh yeah, the dog also wakes them up bright and early.

But its Jenni's birthday! They just moved in so all Snooki has is a bagel and a candle for Jenni to blow out. BUT WHAT DID SHE WISH? Maybe some prayers that this whole Snooki pregnant thing will turn out okay?

The boys head over and Jionni brings some birthday cake. Jenni also starts to fight with Roger about Jionni's bachelor party.

But why doesn't Snooki care about Jionni having a party?
"Because he would breakup with me if I cared. Sorry Jenni. " - Snooki

SumOlogy: Wait, so Snooki really is pregnant? This is whole the entire season is going to be now?

Grade: C-

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