We don't know who is working on new television series The Real Mistresses of Atlanta, but everything about this nine-minute trailer makes us want to get on our knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness, mercy, and more of this ratchet hoodrattery as soon as possible. Instead of wasting our time talking about it, watch the clip below and get your everlasting life:
- "I got shots in my ass, which is why I have Hello Kitty Band-Aids everywhere."
- "Dating married men is probably one of the most easiest things you can do."
- "A bitch got a pussy and she ain't got a million dollars? You should see a psychiatrist."
- "I'm the best looking secret he ever had."
- "I'm a fan of LeBron. I don't know anything about that guy."
- "What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine."
- "I'm that b*tch that makes every other b*tch mad."
- "All the black men love me!"
- "I'm actually a french model."
- "Fake white chicks that's broke, that bank accounts don’t have zeroes in them, that's living pillar to post, with dirty underwear. I have a problem with those."
- "I'm glad he calls me once a month, when he wants to pay me."
- "When I first heard my name in Drake's song, I was very flattered."
- "I'm the one that keeps them entertained. Actually, you should be thanking me."
- "Some black bitch named Mary Jane wanted to choke me out in the back room!"
- "There are a lot of things a man can do for me that my wife can't. Starting with the equipment."
- "I'm young, I'm sexy, I like having fun, I like beautiful people. I like parties."
- "I'm known for having a big ass… and being a pain in the ass."
- "Have I ever been involved with a married man before? Obviously, I am fortunate, yes."
- "I have had relationships with a couple of guys in the public eye attached to a certain level of notoriety. Athlete, singer, football, basketball, actor."
- "I'm just blessed that I was able to go through the strip club… it saved my life."
- "If I had to identify with one, or if I had to put a label on myself, I would be a homosexual."
- "Who the f*ck wants a black p*ssy? It's actually black on the outside and pink in the middle. Nobody wants that sh*t!"
- "I'm only naughty when no one knows I'm being naughty."
- "If you're being called 'Daddy', you're doing the right thing!"
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