I want to hate Kate Upton so badly, but I can't. Beyond the fact that I hear the 20-year-old is impossibly sweet, she's really good at what she does, whatever that is, exactly. In fact, Kate Upton is so great at dancing the line between playful naivety and complete impropriety without actually crossing it that we're all just left behind to envy her and her fantastic rack. She'll still never be a supermodel though.
Anyway, in a video titled "The Many Talents of Kate Upton," Terry Richardson tapes the blonde Cat Daddy enthusiast doing things like life guarding, skateboarding (which she's not so good at), hoola hoopng, dancing, running on the beach (which she's very good at), shooting hoops, riding rollercoasters, and winning some sort of wet t-shirt competition without any other actual contestants. Because why the hell not, really?
Uncle Terry even enlists that fancy shmancy black-and-white effect that dishwashing soap commercials use when they show how hard you used to have to struggle before you discovered Guacamole-Residue-B-Gone! (tm), or some shit like that.
I sincerely commend you if you haven't skipped all this to just watch the video, so now it's time to watch Kate Upton's boobs do what they were born to do: shake.
UPDATE: YouTube took down the video, citing it "as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content," but it's still alive and well on GQ's site. Watch below and head over to GQ for more Kate Upton.
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