Don't do drugs. Just don't do it. Because clearly, these days, if you do some drugs then you'll inevitably go batshit crazy and then eat something that you shouldn't eat. Like a person. Or a dog. Or whoever is dating Lindsay Lohan (POW, I WENT THERE). Anyway, the latest in what seems to be a constant stream of people getting high off synthetic drugs and having the strange munchies, a guy got high and ate his families' dog.
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Michael Daniel, also guilty of having two first names, allegedly ingested something called K-2. I did a little research on the endlessly fascinating site Erowid (for all your drug interests) and apparently K-2 is closely related to something called Spice (sweet street names include: Space Silver, Spice Gold, Spice Diamond). No word yet if the guy's eyes turned blue (if you got that reference, you are my best friend). K-2 is kind of like a hallucinatory cannabis mixture, which sounds eerily similar to the totally disgusting salvia, but isn't natural. But hey, APPARENTLY IT'S LEGAL. BUY IT FROM THE INTERNET AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Back to the story- Daniel started freaking out on his family, growling and snarling at his neighbors and for the final act of high rebellion, beat and ate the family dog while it was still alive. Authorities found Daniel on his front porch covered in blood and took him to the hospital where he also awaits charges of animal cruelty (No. Shit.).
This is why we should all just stick to good ol' fashioned binge drinking, you guys.
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