So, apparently there is a Guinness world record for "Most Litigious Man," the holder being one Jonathan Lee Riches. Yes, purely asinine, I know--he's filed over 5,000 lawsuits in the past eight years.
Anyway, his latest target is surely enough to catch your attention, as it is the pair of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, who he is suing due to their supposed ties with Al-Qaeda. I'll let Jonathan explain, because I frankly cannot allow my fingers to type out such asininity:
“On 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills and I stumbled upon the defendants [Kanye West And Kim Kardashian] who were all at a Al-Qaeda secret training camp."
Jonny went along to claim that Kanye not only performed for Al-Qaeda during said clandestine meeting, but also took part, along with Kim, in burning American flags, stomping on pictures of President Obama, and firing AK-47s aimlessly into the air (and don't worry, I've attached the official court documents below).
I really, really have no idea how to truly conclude this article. The thought of Kim Kardashian firing an AK-47 amidst Al-Qaeda friends as Kanye performs "N*ggas in Paris" fifteen times in a row is too much.
Here are are the lawsuit documents. I just...nevermind...


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