So, maybe you're the kind of person that likes to collect the genetic waste from celebrities. I'm not, you know, but maybe you are; maybe you have glass vials and petri dishes containing George Clooney's feces, a pubic hair from Cher, and a snot-rag from Axel Rose's '86 tour sitting on your mantel next to the family picture. I don't really know, but I can assure you that if you're prepared to add some DNA remnants from Madonna's dressing room during the Portuguese hump of her tour to your collection, don't waste your time, as the gap-toothed singer has made some interesting requests to ensure that nothing of her flesh is left behind.
According to concert promoter Alvaro Ramos, 'donna has demanded that "helpers' remove all genetic remains left behind by her in the dressing rooms after concerts.
"We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist," Ramos said. "We cannot even look at the dressing room, after it is ready, or even open the door. We can only enter after her sterilisation team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna's DNA, any hair, or anything. They will clean up everything. In the end it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable. I do understand it, but it is taken to extremes."
I really don't know what to say. Maybe the makings for an episode of Intervention? Don't be surprised if you happen to come across the Queen of Pop in your local Walmart in the coming months with an armful of duster cans and the "my computer is sooper dooper dirty" excuse.
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