Well, Craig James' run for Senate hasn't exactly gone as planned; his main stumbling block turned out to be the fact that nobody knows who the fuck he is. Do obstacles like these deter Craig James from pursuing success? No, of course not. Craig James will do whatever it takes to make it on this crazy journey called life, even if it means running a PR campaign to get a college football coach fired for refusing to give your son playing time. Whatever it takes.
Not winning a Senate seat doesn't phase Craig James, because Washington is corrupt and filled with liberal, tofu-eating, gay-marrying, ObamaCaring, fiscally irresponsible, tattooed, Girls-watching, rock-n-roll-loving, gun-hating dickheads who don't know jack shit about America. But Craig James still needs his voice heard. That's why, as CBSSports reports, he's available for television commentary! Again!
What's more, his versatility makes him invaluable for the boob tube. Here's what he had to say in a campaign video (not as good as his first campaign video):
"I can talk about sports and turn my hat around and talk about what is happening with Iran, Israel, immigration, Medicare, Medicaid."
In other words, he'll be chatting with Bill O'Reilly during football season this fall. We'll bet you every last penny of our budget that Craig James appears multiple times on Fox News before the election. Just email sports@ology.com to participate!
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