Breaking news from the wide world of degeneracy: the homosexual plot to ruin marriage goes all the way to the former Vice President.
Homosexuals, in a concerted effort to corrode the sanctity of marriage from the inside, have succeeded in turning the eastern corridor into one long gayssault on marriage, to the point that you and your same-genitaled spouse can expense account your Acela ride from Massachusetts to DC with your sin-pact remaining legal for most the expanded-legroom duration.
And already with the unwed pregnancies! Mary Cheney, mother of a boy and a girl, married her girlfriend Heather Poe on Friday. No word yet on whether the children will be dressed according to cryptograms found in J Crew catalogs.
Why didn't Dick Cheney have the wedding Blackwatered into a renditionist netherworld? Because Dick Cheney is part of the conspiracy himself; in fact, until Obama's recent admission, he was the highest ranking governmental member of it. Which leaves only two options: either the homosexuals are more powerful than we thought, or Dick Cheney is able to release long-held idelogoically-based prejudices when the issue affects a member of his family, which means all we have to do to achieve far-ranging peace and universal civil rights is become, one and all, Dick Cheney's children.
Yeah, I'm for the homosexual conspiracy, too. Next meeting at the Duplex on Sunday at 2:00 p.m.
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