Hey, ugmo, pull yourself away from your let's-discuss-Murakami-over-a-flight-of-organic-microbrews dating site for some further adventures in the found poetry of Juggalos on OKCupid. (For the first installment, click here.)
Cuidado!: some of these are pretty sad, as in pathos, and your PoliticOlogist is wondering if he's perhaps strayed into failblog.org realm of picking on poor people for the delight of upper middle class interneters. That will probably bother him a lot more after about two more posts. Enjoyez-vouz.
"Pornstar"
ok
just cause my sn says pornstar
doesnt mean im just for sex
it was a nickaname givein to me
i didnt know what to use
so i used it
and if your turned away by it
sucks
but all well its all jesus
guess you’ll just miss out on me
"Cuddle Ninja"
cuddling.
i have mad cuddle skills,
like a cuddle ninja!
"Giving In"
My husband doesnt know that im doing this.
I want to find a girlfriend for us.
He has been talking about it for awhile.
and im giving in.
"Got My Business Cards"
Well got my business cards finally.
Been trying to get off the ground again.
Got coming soon page up on my site,
magnets for the car are being designed.
No if I can just find a lady
who wants to take part in this chaotic life with me.
Well it’s 420 yeah, still singlish.
Might be something happening at work with someone don’t know.
I will close this profile if it gets serious
otherwise feel free to get at me.
Still trying to kick smoking.
Still single, thought i met someone on here,
but they turned out to be a scamer
for money.
has been 4 days now since I last had a cigarette.
Also lost 8lbs since starting work
so I am down to 172lbs I think,
I don’t own a scale
all I know
is every time I go down
a waist size
I lose 4lbs.
Using my skills to pay the bills.
I can fix just about any computer problem you have.
I also build quality custom computers that will last you a lifetime.
I am a Juggalo, it is my way of life.
Currently a walmart associate as well.
"Long Story"
llllooooonnnnggggg story
"Mother"
MUSIC.
BIG OL WHITE BOYS.
MY EYELINER.
JORDEN SNECKERS.
SEX.
JUGGALOS.
AND MY MOTHER.
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