I've always stood by the fact that Justin Bieber could put a microphone to his ass farts and it would chart in two hours, but it's a little disheartening that even the Biebs can't even save dwindling NBC from continuing to sink into obscurity. Because Christina Aguilera's lacefronts and The Katharine McPhee Jazz Hands For Jesus Hour (or Smash) clearly weren't doing the trick, NBC employed the world's cutest 18-year old/most deceptive lesbian to pull in some big numbers. Unfortunately, the first part of Justin Bieber: All Around The World (part two of which airs tonight at 8pm) only pulled in a paltry 3.3 million viewers and a staggeringly low 0.9 in the 18-49 demo. To compare, a CBS show about dogs in the city entitled Dogs in the City landed 5 million viewers and a 1.0 in the demo, which shows that even dirty mutts are more enjoyable than deceptive lesbians. And all around the world, beliebers wept.
We still think his album's pretty neat, though >
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