In addition to turning the Executive Order into a procedural karate chop to the GOP's throat last Friday, Obama held a reception at the White House in honor of Gay Pride month (LGBTers are cool with him now), and gave a short, sweeping history of the progress of gay rights. Let's all read:
Now, each June since I took office, we have gathered to pay tribute to the generations of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Americans who devoted their lives to our most basic of ideals—equality not just for some, but for all. Together we’ve marked major milestones like the 40th anniversary of the Stonewall riots, when a group of brave citizens held their ground against brutal discrimination. Together, we’ve honored courageous pioneers who, decades ago, came out and spoke out; who challenged unjust laws and destructive prejudices. Together, we’ve stood resolute; unwavering in our commitment to advance this movement and to build a more perfect union.
Did you catch that? Read it again. No? Maybe if we put it in size 24 bold typeface:
Obama Celebrates Anti-Police Riot Started at Mafia-Owned Bar for Transvestites
It took one Terence P. Jeffrey 24 whole hours
to come up with that! It's the internet, dude. You should have tweeted that before Obama was done speaking, or better yet,
interrupted him. If you're going to work in online conservative media, your bilious filter needs to be working at least x144 the speed of reality.
Jeffrey writes for
CSN News, a subsidiary of the Media Research Center, which has published "s
tudy after study [that] clearly demonstrate a liberal bias in many news outlets." His article is a nice read for what will soon be etymological relics of twentieth-century America: "cross-dressers," "illegal club," "mafia," and "transvestites" will soon have the linguistical status of words like "consarnit" and "ought" as in zero. Jeffrey clearly wrote these words with <spooky></spooky> attached to them, but he sounds like he's reminiscing of a bar he walked into forty years ago to the other cranks on he golf course at Leisure World. "Transvestites, I tells you! Dab near twenty of em! I just wanted to use the bathroom, but there was a hole in the stall! Waist high, it was..."
He goes on to intimate that the homosexual movement has succeeded in pushing its agenda through similar mob tactics, despite the fact that the gay rights movement hasn't exactly been the picture of a violent civil rights effort (#parades). That's even in his article, if you squint closely enough: "Fewer than three dozen protesters were arrested, but hundreds were detained and released." Hopefully, if mafioso transvestites ever do fully see their Hegelian dialectic to the end and riot to overthrow the heterosexual nation-state, more than 36 of them will piss off the straight establishment enough to enter its legal process, or else it won't be much of a revolution.
Anyway, wait until this Jeffrey's Twentieth Century history textbook gets to the chapter on the
Civil Rights movement. Spoiler alert: Obama supports that, too.
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