So here's a little bit of interesting news that is coming from across the pond. It turns out that a lot of those crazy Redcoast lead really super busy lives that only allows them to barely use the water closet, or they call it, the "loo." That is a SILLY WORD by the way.
27% of Brits say that they are in fact "too busy" to wash their hands after using the bathroom. Because washing your hands takes way too long. I mean, I would do it but what is that, an extra 30 seconds where I could be checking Reddit? Then there's the fact that 58% of dudes say that they don't shower every day in favor of catching extra Z's. OK, this I get but when you couple it with the fact that 25% change their sheets only once a month. Do you know actually how much you sweat at night? I don't care who you are, but that's f*cking disgusting.
Then 16% said that they thought "a little bit of dirt and germs are good for you." Which is basically like saying "a traumatic and irreversibly damaging childhood builds moral character." Hey, maybe Jerry Sandusky's defense can use that!
Sharon Tharp:
I am so weird about hand-washing. I do it more than the average person. And I clean my doorknobs all the time. I'm not sure why I like British people so much lol.
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