Prologue: have you ever seen what Chris Brown’s dad looks like? Because his name is Clinton Brown, and excuse me, but he’s kind of terrifying.
Anyway, because it’s Sunday and we still need traffic, I’m obligated to entertain your hangover with the parental smackdown realness that is Clinton Brown’s quotes to New York Daily News, because if anyone needs to be reconsidered as a good parent, it’s the dad of the guy who has now beaten up three R&B artists who are basically women when you get down to it.
“I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together… You have to have a balance in a relationship. You ha...