What goes clop clop clop bang bang clop clop clop?

An Amish drive by shooting
Tiff Moy
4
Why is a cat on the beach like Christmas?

They both have sandy claws.
Chelsea Davison
3
Two guys walk into a bar...

the third one ducks
Tiff Moy
1
have you heard about the dyslexic lawyer?

he spent all year studying for the bra exam!
Lizzie Kardon
what did the tie say to the hat?

you go on a head and i'll hang around
Chelsea Davison
1
why should you bring an umbrella to cuba?

in case of tyrannical reign!
Chelsea Davison
old mystic

"I recently read about an Eastern mystic that walked most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This ...
Chelsea Davison