PUMP IT

There are only three kinds of people in this world.

1. Those who haven't heard of Ke$ha. - Who are you? What do you do with your time? Is it comfortable under that rock? I'm dying to know.

2. Those who don't like Ke$ha. - Oh really? You don't like sexy, adorable young blondes who put on no airs about singing trashy yet inescapably catchy songs exclusively about getting drunk and having sex? Not your thing? Please die.

3. Those who love Ke$ha. - Hold me.

In conclusion, this video rocks. It piles, on top of an already awesome song: the phrase "mega douche master," toupees, excessive duct tape usage, a bowling alley, and most glorious of all... K$ taking flight. May she never land.

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