These ten inch platform heels are part of an art exhibit in the U.K., the Tate Britain, created by the artist INSA (whose online portfolio is suspiciously lacking in any other feces-related art.) Apparently the shoes, filled with elephant dung, are an artistic response to a famous depiction of the Virgin Mary in dung created in the '90s.

On the bright side... I like the bead work?

They're on display until March 21st, if anyone's interested in hijacking the museum and wearing these shit-shoes to their next party. At the very least, you'll get all the attention.

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