If, for some reason, you have ever wanted to look like Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, you are a very strange person, indeed. You're also in luck: The Jersey Shore star will soon unleash his very own workout DVD upon the world. Here's the story:

The "Jersey Shore" star is releasing a workout DVD so his fans can get their own abdominal situation. He shot the video in New Jersey the other day with GT Media. Sources tell us the "intense total-body workout" includes a "bonus abs" section. No word yet if he also has tips on applying hair gel, hitting on women or getting that special orange-glow tan.

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