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March 14, 2011 - 4:16pm
'Jersey Shore' Star Angelina Says The Situation Is Gay
By: Terron R. Moore
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Angelina Pivarnick, Jersey Shore
Because clearly she has the intelligence to be the authority on things... get this fucking Photoshopped bullshit out of my face.

Just because you're not seeing her on your TV screen doesn't mean she's not causing drama and raising hell in the real world. A hoodrat will always find her cheese.

Your favorite Jersey Shore reject took her neglected ass over to PopEater, where she's been slinging salt all over Mike's game by proclaiming that The Situation likes it up the poophole. We quote:

"I think Mike is gay... I think he's gay because of the way he talks and the way he abuses girls. He talks down to women... I didn't have sex with him but to be honest with you, to get a girl riled up to the point where you want to have sex, he doesn't even know how to do that. I honestly feel like he's in the closet right now; he doesn't want to come out."

Ok, Angelina. He talks down to women? That doesn't make Mike gay. That makes Mike a fucking douchebag. As for the lame in bed thing, any girl with eyes could have probably figured that out on their own as well.

What do you think? Is The Situation gay or is Angelina crazy? Comment below.

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