Despite Corey Feldman's insistence that he's spent the days since his BFF-since-the-glory-days-of-1980 Corey Haim's death at Haim's mom Judy's side, Feldman has told E! News that he won't be attending Haim's funeral tomorrow. It's unclear whether this is because he wasn't invited or he's just assuming he has way more paparazzi pull than he actually does:

"...The family has decided to make Corey's funeral on Tuesday a small private affair. Understanding the recent media attention and to be respectful of the family's wishes, I have decided not to attend."

Instead, Feldman has told the press he'll be arranging his own memorial with other friends of Haim for April, which the media is apparently welcome to attend. It's gracious of Feldman to try to deflect the cameras from the ceremony, but lets be serious. Either way, the paparazzos will be too busy chasing Jennifer Aniston out of Gap Body to bother.

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