Tonight, Keeping Up With The Kardashians returned to E! for it's seventh season. Kris and Bruce were up to their usual antics, bickering like the old married couple that they are. Kourtney is pregnant with her second child, which she and Scott reveal is a girl, and becoming a bit of a control freak when it comes to DASH Boutique. Khloe is balancing her life in Los Angeles and her life in Dallas. Rob is taking his sock business to the next level by heading to Europe (yes, really). Kylie and Kendall reveal to Bruce and Kris that they are having trouble juggling modeling with school and may need a tutor. Oh, and they love their cell phones!
Poor Bruce! As usual, the family is ignoring him, so he decides to go stay at Khloe and Lamar's place for a few days. Is Bruce crying out for help? All the women in his life are always so busy and he just wants some attention. He has even resorted to bonding with Scott over "not sleeping with their women" with pool and beer. After two days, he returns to his home, wondering why no one has called to look for him. Kris didn't even realize he was gone but claims that it is his fault and that he has been the one avoiding the entire family.
Kris wants to put Khloe's mind at rest by having her take a DNA test to reassure her that Robert Kardashian is her real father. Khloe, on the other hand, thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Never one to leave well enough alone, Kris ends up rallying the whole family for a DNA intervention during dinner -- doctor included! After some tears, yelling, and no DNA test, the dinner is over leaving Khloe angry and Kris more stressed. In the end, Kris writes Khloe a letter and the two decide that the DNA test is just not necessary. Khloe is an Odom now anyways!
Kim is blindsided when Kourtney announces that she's moving Dash to West Hollywood. "When has anyone done anything for Dash besides me?" Kourtney asks her. She feels like Kim is only interested in the store when things in her life slow down. However, Kourtney later compromises after being confronted by Kris and decides to get sisters Kim and Khloe more involved. The three of them have a meaningful moment when they find their new store and agree to all come together more in the name of DASH!
SumOlogy: Can this family really go wrong? They always bring the drama. Even after 6 seasons, we are super glad to see them back on the small screen!
Grade: B
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