Because you seriously no longer care (and never really did) about who else is going to be the American Idol panel, you can go back on Lindsay Lohan Suicide Watch now that Mariah Carey has officially signed on to fill the chair vacated by Jennifer Lopez's left asscheek. The space left open by Jennifer Lopez's right asscheek, or Steven Tyler, has yet to be filled, and we still have no answer for whether or not Supreme Sexual Chocolate Dog Pound Overlord Randy Jackson will remain on the roster. Idol's eleventh season ratings have declined in the double digits, when means that Fox is banking on Carey's sweet, sweet breasts television personality to reverse the show's sinking effect, even if shows like The Voice and America's Got Talent still don't have the balls to go directly against the show.
What do you think? Is Mariah Carey a good fit for American Idol? Should she sit alongside Randy Jackson? Is American Idol dead yet?
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