Because Pretty Little Liars just found out that Teen Wolf snuck the title for Gayest Show on TV and ABC Family's immediate response was a giant "EF THAT NOISE," the show's producers quickly brainstormed the only thing gayer than two lipstick lesbians making out to Metallica while touching each other's funboxes on primetime television and the answer came to them in a clean, quick, bright yellow lightbulb: ADAM LAMBERT. The infamous American Idol alum turned professional homosexual (don't look at me like that, homosexual superstars are THE BEST) will reign down on Rosewood with barrels of glitter and the power of LOVE when he guest stars on Pretty Little Liars' upcoming Halloween special airing in October, because that's when Halloween is and that's the only time Frankenstein will let his freaky ass son come out to play. Other than that, it's back to frontman-ing the legendary Queen and giving you Glambert haters FACE AND SHADE 364 times a year, just like in the photo above. Get some if you're hot and need coverage.
What do you think? Does Lambert have a home on Rosewood? Let us know in the comments.
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