If you disagree with a look alike, just close your eyes, envision yourself drunk, and then open. Or just take a few shots of Tequila. Worked for me.
Budnick, Salute Your Shorts and Robert Swift, Former NBA Scrub
If I'm drunk, what does that make these guys?
Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan Chase and Chris Mortenson, ESPN
Only a three shot minimum for this one folks.
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I'm about to blow your mind. While thoroughly conducting my research, I came across Jim Mcilvaine, a former NBA scrub who unexplicably looks like three different Nickelodeon personalities at three different phases of his life...
Phase 1: Mature, Gameshow Host Stage- Mark Summers, Double Dare and Jim Mcilvaine
Of all the stupid shit that's on TV these days, how have they not remade Double Dare. Anyone interested in pitching this to the networks, contact me a Jonathan.Wass@gmail.com. Send your pitch and a picture of your dog.
Phase 2: "I Don't Give a F*ck" Stage- Jim Mcilvaine and Ug Lee, Salute Your Shorts
What a multidimensional character, that Ug Lee. Totally committed to his role.
Phase 3: I just wanted an excuse to use Donnie Jeffcoat Stage: Donnie Jeffcoat, Wild and Crazy Kids and Jim Mcilvaine
If you're old enough to remember Wild and Crazy kids, then you'll appreciate Donnie Jeffcoat, the man with arguably the greatest name in American television history. He doesn't look like Mcilvaine, but who cares. I'm drunk, remember?
I Youtubed "Wild and Crazy Kids" to watch an episode, and this was one of the referees:
Ersan İlyasova and James Franco
Franco has that patented smirk that says, "I used to beat losers like you up in high school." By the way Ilyasova probably doesn't speak much english. Although neither does Franco.
Al Gore and Norv Turner
They're both making the same facial expression. Expect one looks proud and one looks like he just went for it on 4th and 2.
Geico Gecco and Scott Hairston
This one requires a five shot minimum. Trust me. I'm a doctor.
Lady on Jeopardy and Mrs. Swan, MAD TV
Thank you, camera phone inventor. And yes Jeopardy is a sport when you're drunk.
Lee Corso, ESPN and Mel Brooks
We welcome you back to your scheduled programming, "Loud Old Men", starring Lee and Mel.
Herman Edwards and Random Picture I Pass on the Street Everyday
I pass this picture on the right every day. It's on 5th avenue outside of a Mosque, I think. Anyway so who do I call to redeem my Nobel Prize?
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