if i don't win free tickets to pitchfork this weekend, i won't have a legitimate excuse to miss work at my pizza place. i really don't want to go to work. HEY, DON'T GET ME WRONG. i love pizza just like everyone else, right? right. but when you're surrounded by pizza 24/7 and really just want to be living at your mom's house so you don't have to pay rent and can just make art all day with no need for money, it's a taxing task. (see what i did there? money? taxing? cool) so i guess going to pitchfork to escape my first-world-problem-post-college-grad-slump for a weekend is a decent alternative to throwing my life away at my mom's house. right? right again. hey you're a smart cookie there, with all you're correct answers. i want to get some inspiration from hot chip, sleigh bells, youth lagoon, feist, etc. ohhh, plus the boy i'm in love with is going with a free pass, and i kind of want to be there with him, but i'm poor because i work at that god forsaken pizza place. A-OKAY. thanks so much...don't mistake my snarky 'tude for ungratefulness. i just appreciate dry humor. (btw i made this diagram to more easily convey my point)
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