Oh, Mark Jackson. Didn't anyone tell you that you're supposed to get all your crazy ex-stripper affairs out of your system during your playing days? Apparently not. Six years ago, Jackson had an affair with a woman named Alexis Adams while Jackson was an announcer for the New Jersey Nets. It's unclear whether Adams was a stripper or an ex-stripper at the time, but she's an ex-stripper now and demanded money from Jackson to prevent her from leaking nude pictures of him to the world.
First of all, I would pay SportsOlogy's annual budget for those Mark Jackson noodz. I hope they picture him in a too-small Indiana Pacers jersey, but with no pants on. I digress. Anywho, after Jackson paid Adams (Founding Fathers shit going on there) $5,000 on a Warriors trip to Memphis, known as the Extortion Capital of America, Adams and co-conspirator Marcus Shaw demanded a six-figure payoff from Jackson's wife.
That didn't work out too well. The FBI found out, stopped the extortion, and exposed Mark Jackson's infidelity to the world. The noodz remain under lock and key.
Mark Jackson, as one might expect has been married for over two decades and is a minister and all that good stuff, so the affair is not surprising. Let this be a lesson to all would-be extorionists: If you possess nude pictures of an active NBA coach, take a small amount of money, sell the noodz online, then sell your story to a book publisher or tabloid. Don't get greedy.
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