Tits. That's what this movie is going to be about. It's going to about tits, and it's going to be about Justin Timberlake, possibly.
In case you were unaware (I was until about 10 minutes ago), a Baywatch movie is being put into production courtesy of Ivan Reitman, the man responsible for Ghostbusters, as well as two other random people named Beau Flynn and Tripp Vinson, and it seems that the trio are pursuing the once-bleached haired Justin Timberlake to take control of a major role in the film alongside a few supposed cameos from David Hasselhoff, and, obviously, Pamela Anderson.
So says Twitch, Timberplank hasn't actually given the "sure" nod in any way whatsoever, but the fact that it's being considered in general is just completely asinine.
One: Why the hell would you make a Baywatch movie? Well, because of tits. That was the whole basis of the show anyway, a cheap means of putting breasts on screen as scantily-clad as possible without getting in trouble.
Two: No one really has any good ideas anymore in terms of film. You're either stealing an idea, adapting something, or stringing out a trilogy.
Yes, I know this has now become an article that has nothing to do with Dustin Lumbershank, but so goes things sometimes when a ranting mind sits down with a keyboard.
Anyway, that's it. You can leave this article now.
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