So tomorrow we're seeing the ABSOLUTELY TRUE AND IRREFUTABLE Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter hit the theaters. It turns out that some of you are actually interested in this movie. Hey, I don’t judge. I like Honest Abe. I also hate vampires (except Jessica on True Blood). So in order to honor this fantastic fan fiction, Ology’s coming up with the next graphic novels/fan fictions/movies about our greatest presidents.
Thomas Jefferson: Slave Sexter
He was a writer of our Declaration of Independence, but only few people knew about his skills in the poetry of love. Armed with the future knowledge of the existence of cell phones, Jefferson must defeat supernatural forces hell bent on destroying the future, holding his one true love Sally Hemings hostage. Starring Val Kilmer.
Andrew Jackson: Party Animal
Everyone knew that Jackson liked to party. He turned the White House into a giant, sexy, non-Indian populated rave. But one night after several swigs of whiskey, he decides to get into a duel with a faceless party crasher. Little does Jackson know that upon the crasher’s final breaths, he curses the president into being a werewolf. Can he dismantle the Bank of the United States before the full moon? Starring Ed Harris.
William Henry Harrison: Premature Emancipator
Harrison was a go by the books kind of guy. Everyone liked him and he liked everyone. But when Harrison finds out he only has a few weeks to live, he starts to reevaluate his life and decides to take some risks that shock the neighbors. Starring Steve Carell.
James Buchanan: Third Wheel
Buchanan had a lot of friends, but frequently grew tired of getting set up by awkward dates. The only trusted member of his cabinet was his niece Harriet Lane. However, when Lane brings home her new Southerner beau Magnus, Buchanan starts to have peculiar feelings. Meanwhile, a war brews and James must decide between his heart and keeping his country together. Starring Hugh Jackman.
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